I know you are expecting the dead donkey story, but something better came up. An article I wrote while traveling the Trans-Siberian has been published in an online travel magazine from the United Kingdom.
Here's the link: http://www.itchyfeetmagazine.com/IFM_Issue12.pdf .
My article is on pages 10-11 of the magazine entitled, "East." Although there are a few spelling errors, and they identify me as being from the U.K., it's me, I swear!
Enjoy!
This blog entry will be good, trust me!
Belt Fights: The island of Zamalek is a little enclave of Westerners filled with diplomats, their families, and extremely rich Egyptian families located in the Nile River in Cairo, Egypt. After finishing class one day, I went for a long walk along the Nile and by the grace of God found a coffee chain popular in California called Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf. Now I've grown to enjoy the acidic gut-busting instant drink called Nescafe, which some people consider real coffee, however, some days it just doesn't do it for me. Coffee Bean was the answer, "large Americano, please."
After enjoying my drink for quite awhile, reading a local paper, and studying some Arabic, I
walked outside and up an on-ramp to try and find a minibus home. As I was waiting for a bus heading my way, I saw one on the side of the road with an big angry Egyptian yelling something to someone inside. As I got closer and stopped to watch, the yelling man charged the minibus and tried to open the door, which was being held tightly by a scared teenager inside. Well the minibus driver starts driving again; in an act of acrobatic genius, the yelling Egyptian jumps onto the side of the bus, rips open the door with one hand, and with his feet begins kicking the teenager inside the bus!!! I wish I had my camera...
Get a mental picture of this, a large Egyptian man with a potbelly holding onto a moving minibus while kicking another Egyptian through the half open door! It gets better. Traffic is bad so the bus comes to a stop, and the big guy jumps off the bus, followed by a few others from the inside. The jump-kicking pot-bellied Egyptian undos his belt, whips it off and begins making threatening whip motions towards the other guys, who then promptly do the same. I keep walking, a little more quickly this time, checking to make sure my belt can be easily undone, laught a bit, and naturally, catch a different bus home.
Stay tuned for part II: Dead Donkeys.
To get to my school, I have to catch a minibus from near my apartment. I live with two other students, one of whom did the same program that I did in Egypt three years ago (www.bestsemester.com). My other roommate, a Swede, is also a great guy. Our apartment is gigantic, two living rooms, a dining room, two bathrooms, a kitchen, and three bedrooms. Not to mention, I'm paying roughly 1/6th of what my rent was in Santa Barbara!!
No beach here... just the Nile... if you think it would be fun to swim in the Nile, you'd be safer inje
Back to the bus story; taxis are cheap here- very cheap. I can take one easily from my house to my school for about 80 cents, but where's the fun in that? Minibuses however, run the length of the major roads with Egyptian guys hanging out yelling the destinations. People who want to get on the bus need to break into a swift run in order to hop up onto the bus; shopping bags, books, veils, and falafels flying everywhere- a wonderful sight.
Yesterday, after finishing my class, I waited in front of the school to catch my minibus back to my neighborhood. Apparently, many non-Egyptians don't do this, as I'm either stared at with a funny expression... or glanced at stealthily with a funny expression by nearly everyone.
Yesterday, the bus came whirring by, and we (me and 20 Egyptians) started running.
Side note: To understand the size of these buses, think of a normal yellow school bus...
Now, think of the yellow school bus half the size for the "special" kids in elementary school.
Now, think of a high school basketball game, with a large crowd.
Now, picture that large crowd crammed into a "special" school bus, and you have the equivalent of an Egyptian bus. Kind of like a minivan on steroids.
So, I'm running-the bus actually stops this time; people shuffle off, and others starting pushing their way on. The bus is full all the way to the door... but I don't want to wait for another one. I stand near the door and ask the money guy where the bus is going- "Imbaba" "Ana baaroh li Imbaba" (I'm going to Imbaba). In a quick blur of activity I find myself ha
I make it to my destination, throw my 50 piastre fare to the money guy (roughly 8 cents, a much better price), take a flying leap, tuck and roll (not really), and walk home.
I grab a falafel sandwich at a nearby stand (15 cents), a fresh-squeezed juice at another (30 cents), talk with some Egyptian guys I met, and slowly work my way home. Cairo has a good pace of life. Stay tuned for some more adventures, like your life, only a lot cheaper.
And I have had a few comments about the Christmas picture of me and Topher around the beautiful Christmas tree. After it was posted, I was told that I look "possessed", "weird", "skinny", and "strange." Since I don't know how to exorcise myself, or make myself look less weird or strange, I'll do my best to not look so skinny. Some good old Egyptian kebabs should help this. Don't worry grandparents and family, I'm not starving.
Oh, and the distance around the earth at the equator is roughly 24,900 miles. If you look at the number to the right, you can see that I've truly become a "world" traveler. *lame joke, sorry*
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