There is one thing that really ticks me off when I travel. Every time I see it, my blood begins to boil and I want to scream at the top of my lungs. It is a sight so hideous, so tragic, and so completely contrary to everything sacred, holy, and beautiful on this earth. If it did not exist, there would likely be world peace, food for all, and global happiness. This blight upon the earth is spreading like a disease, and infecting the feet of thousands of people worldwide. It is footwear.
Many of you may have seen this tragic disease, below is a picture of what it may look like in your very neighborhood.
They started in the humble and beautiful state of Colorado and slowly spread throughout the United States. I had experienced the horror many times in the U.S., but I looked forward to escaping from it when I began my trip. Little did I know, that not only had this footwear, known as "Crocs" spread to the United Kingdom and Australia, but it was actually being sold in the markets of Vietnam and Thailand. The HORROR!!!!!!!
Please, do what you must to stop the spread of this horrible disease. If you or one of your family members has been infected, please, you must intervene. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has suggested that all infected users remove the Crocs from their closet and feet and promptly burn them in a bonfire in your backyard. It is the only way this terrible disease will be stopped.
Thank you for your concern. May God bless those who have unwillingly been infected by this terrible disease.
Back to our regularly scheduled programming, please watch the video below of me ziplining into the river in Laos.
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